Some people wonder why we do not offer our massage services in London in the morning. Why we do not come to your hotel before 11.00. There is a simple explanation for that.
We regularly get requests from people that want an erotic massage in London in the morning. Most of the times these people stay in a London hotel and kind of decide to have a relaxing massage when they wake up or before they board the plane. Men usually feel ‘very stiff’ in the morning I have been told…
That is all good and well – visiting massages to London hotels is our core business, but early mornings are different.
Here is the main reason.
Often customers make their booking for a sensual massage with good intentions the night before. Comes their wake up call, their desire for any sensual massage or body2body massage has disappeared. And usually they cancel then, while the masseuse is already on her way or actually in the hotel.
In other cases, people have a long lay over and rent a hotel room in London and want to recover from jetlag with a full body massage in a London hotel.
This is usually between flights and at airport hotels – which take quite some travel time for our masseuses. If then it turns out the masseuse is getting a bit late these customers kind of panic that they will miss their connecting flight and cancel upon arrival. No good – not nice!
Then there is the joker category – these ‘funny people’ book a massage the night before for next morning, say 09.30 or 10.30. When the masseuse arrives it turns out the ‘customer’ has checked out. He will be blacklisted of course, but this is such a waste of time and effort that we simply do not do any massage in London in the mornings.
But here comes the main reason boys: it is simply too early for our masseuses to wake up at such an early hour. She needs to get organised and hail a cab or get on the tube to get to the customer’s hotel anywhere in central London. And I am sure you get it… rush hour. No taxis. Traffic jams and all those logistic issues of rush hour in a cosmopolitan city.
It is easy to understand that any masseuse will arrive late – very late often.
But this reason is so obvious, you almost forget about it: our masseuses need their sleep!
When masseuses work the previous night it can get pretty late. Often it is early in the morning before they get to sleep. Waking up early in the morning to do again a massage is simply too much for every human being.
Moreover we like our masseuses to be beautiful, friendly and healthy – and providing enthusiast erotic massages in London. Therefore we simply cannot provide you with a relaxing massage in the morning. No exceptions made.
*But here is a tip.
Take one of those instant refreshment massages on the airport. Sit down and let a professional massager work on your back for 10 minutes. It will refresh you – and save you a lot of money too.
It may not be a happy ending massage in London, but this way we are all happy!